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5 Signs that Orbiting is Taking Over Your Life


Share this if you feel like orbiting is taking over your life!
1. You play with your new orbit all day, get back to the car with your homies and realize that your fingers look like…
hamburger meat.

hamburger meat.

2. You learn wraps and are diagnosed with a strange condition… orbit cancer.

This man has the preliminary signs of the disease known as orbit cancer, a rare illness generally impacting those who flow too hard.

This man has the preliminary signs of the disease known as orbit cancer, a rare illness generally impacting those who flow too hard.

3. While practicing Figure 8’s at home, your dog tries to make a chew toy out of your photons.
You hit yourself in the face. Had to save the photons, bruh.

You hit yourself in the face. Had to save the photons, bruh.

4. You find a girlfriend that subscribes to the orbit lifestyle.

She gets all domestic on you.

She gets all domestic on you.

5. You settle down and have an orbit baby.

This is what 9 months of practice does for you.

This is what 9 months of practice does for you.

 

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